Man boob master, Perez Hilton (a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira), was asked to be a judge during the Miss USA pageant. We know he's a flaming queen but asking him to be a judge should make us all consider ever watching another pageant again.

Fat boy Perez decided it was his calling to further the HollyWEIRD liberal agenda. His earth shattering question to Miss California was, "Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?"

Miss California, Carrie Prejean, basically said that marriage should be between a man and a woman.

Mr. man boobs was so upset with her answer that he almost peed his pants. Because he did not agree with her answer he concluded that it was a good thing that she lost the crown. He was all a twitter that his question had brought her down.

Mario stated that, "She gave the worst answer in pageant history. She got booed. I think that was the first time in Miss USA EVER that a contestant has been booed."

She was booed a bit but the overwhelming noise heard was the crowd applauding which Mario never pointed out.

He also continued with this great LEFT WING comment, "She lost not because she doesn't believe in gay marriage. Miss California lost because she's a dumb bitch."

So, in conclusion, don't plan on becoming Miss USA unless you agree with the Liberal Left. I say we should waterboard Mario and find out how he grew such nice man boobs.

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Can you believe it? Janeane Garofalo opened her BIG FAT mouth and more crap fell out. You've got to wonder where the crap comes from when she's only got a pea sized brain. One of the true leaders of the HollyWEIRD wacko left, Janeane Garofalo let it be known that she has no understanding of what the recent tea parties stood for. She does however understand how to cram two testicles into her mouth which is what she seemed to want to talk about.

Here's just a bit of what Jack-Ass Jan had to say, "Let's be very honest about what this is about," she said. "It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up. That is nothing but a bunch of teabagging rednecks."

Thank God this butt-ugly broad is a leader of the wacko left. I did think of a great four letter word that describes everything Jan has to say, "Yawn!"

Well tea party people, you can sit around and let the left make fun of you or you can get off your asses again in two years and vote EVERY stinkin' left wing wacko out of office. It's your choice not theirs.

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Here's some super duper intelligent thoughts from liberal wacko, kook burger Janeane Garofalo...

"The reason a person is a conservative republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that's science - that's neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a republican. It's counter-intuitive. And they revel in their anti-intellectualism. They revel in their cruelty. I don't know if you heard me talking to Jenny a while ago, but I was saying that first you have to be an asshole and then comes the conservatism. You gotta be a dick to cleave onto their ideology..."

Yep, another liberal DEMOCRAT making us proud. Can this be real? Does she have brain damage? Hey big J, you are a little left of liberal and that makes you very strange. About .0004% of the country agrees or even understands what you say half of the time. You're weird! Take a look at America, you are on the outside. The only place that even remotely knows what the hell you are talking about is Hollyweird.

Ooops! I guess that was cruel.

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DEMOCRAT Sen. Charles Schumer said this...

"Let me say this to all of the chattering class that so much focuses on those little, tiny, yes, porky amendments: the American people really don't care," Schumer said. "The American people care far more that there's a proposal in the bill, this one I pushed, that gives kids a $2,500 credit to families who pay tuition to put their kids through college," he said.

What an idiot!!! Schumer is a schmuck and anyone that put pork in this bill will go down in a ball of fire. Idiots!!

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The presidential election of 2008 has changed. It is no longer a race about left against right, republicans versus democrats or conservatives and liberals. It has become an election of the elite versus the everyday.

On one side you now have the elite media like the New York Times, NBC and the View, the Hollywood elite like Barbra Streisand, Matt Damon and Alec Baldwin, the elite musicians like P Diddy and Ludacris and finally the elite politicians like Obama, Pelosi and Franken. This crowd populates the west coast and the east coast.

On the other side you have the every day crowd. The folks that watch Fox and Friends, listen to country music and support politicians like Palin and Huckabee. This crowd populates the entire south and middle of the country.

The Obama elite are using their influence and big money to throw parties, buy advertising and run smear campaigns against Sarah Palin. The anger and rage towards Palin can be seen oozing from their pores. They feel they should control the power in this country and that they know more about spending your money than you do.

This rage and blatant outpouring of hatred has unified the everyday middle class crowd. The everyday crowd is beginning to see the elitist crowd for what they are. They think they are smarter than everyone and they believe they are experts on everything from global warming to stem cell research.

It is now a battle between the elite and the everyday. Choose your side wisely, the next four years will decide whether we have a President that snubs his nose at us or whether we'll have a Vice President that invites us all on a moose hunt.

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The washed up and washed out comic wanna be Sandra Bernhard doesn't like Sarah Palin. Imagine that. A very unattractive wretch like Bernhard cannot stand the fact that a very attractive woman like Palin can be smart, conservative and popular.

Just like in high school Sandra, you're sitting on the sideline while everyone else is dancing. The ugly chicks always grow up angry. Here's a bit of what Bernhard had to spew about Palin.

"Don't you touch my Old Testament, you b%#@h! Because we have left it open for interpre-ta-tion! It is no longer taken literally! You whore in your f%#kin' cheap New Vision cheap ass plastic glasses and your hair up. A Tina Fey, Megan Mullally, broke down bulls#%t moment."

Yep. Another Liberal Democrat. You guys are smooth. Ever wonder why you keep losing elections?

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Numb skull Senator Joseph Biden opened up and more stupidity fell out of his mouth this week. Let's get right to it...

"John McCain's making fun of the fact that I said paying taxes is patriotic," Biden said. "What I said was when a woman asked me, what do I tell people making over $250,000 a year that their taxes are going to go back to where they were with Reagan, which is a lot lower - lower than they were at Reagan, what do I tell them? I said tell them it's time to be patriotic."

There are two major flaws with this idiotic statement. First, I don't earn $250,000 a year... yet. Should the people that work harder and smarter than me pay more in taxes than I do? Should the lazy ass that won't learn a skill and doesn't mind working for minimum wage his whole life pay less? Hell no!

It's not unpatriotic to not want to throw our money away to the government that buys $1000 hammers and builds bridges to nowhere. The more money we give these Bozo's the more they waste. It's a fact! Why should I work harder so you can give MY money to the yahoo that is sitting on his ass collecting unemployment? Not gonna happen.

Secondly, do you now see how the democrats call a tax hike, a tax cut? They think that if they RAISE taxes less than they once were somewhere in time, that it amounts to a tax cut. WHAT? Does everyone understand that? Just because a few peoples taxes will be lower than they were under Reagan, you are supposed to believe Super Obama is giving tax cuts. Wake up America! Stop being zombies and quit drinking the Kool-aid being poured by the Hollywierd liberal left.

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Why the hate for Sarah Palin from the Left? Simple. For as long as they can remember the Democrats have always been the champion for women. They've always had the top women candidates and feel like it is their God given right to have the first woman in the Oval Office.

With one fell swoop, John McCain has erased their hopes, their dreams and their platform. The Republicans now have the top woman on their side and it's driving the Feminists crazy. All of the sudden the Republicans are no longer the party of rich, old white guys. They are now the party of middle class, hard working men AND women!

Sarah Palin has come along and stolen the Hillary show. How the dems can vote for Obama after his gaff of not picking Hillary I'll never know.

The other reason the Left is in a tizzy? America likes Sarah Palin. Normally the Presidential election is about electing the lesser of two evils. This year it is not. The Democarts have realized very quickly that America now has a candidate that they wouldn't mind voting for and their hopes are fading fast.

If you are a Democrat you should be very afraid. If a Democrat was ever going to win the White House this would be the year. The U.S. is in a bit of a financial pickle, we still have troops in Iraq, a very unpopular Republican President has been in office for 8 years, the media is fawning over Obama, the left leaning Hollywood elite are pulling for Barrack, and yet McCain is not only not behind, he's leading in many polls.

Palin, Palin, Palin.

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