Freakazoid writer M. Dowd penned quite an article last week. In her column she wrote...

The normally nonchalant Barack Obama looked nonplussed, as Nancy Pelosi glowered behind.

Surrounded by middle-aged white guys - a sepia snapshot of the days when such pols ran Washington like their own men's club - Joe Wilson yelled "You lie!" at a president who didn't.

But, fair or not, what I heard was an unspoken word in the air: You lie, boy!

Gosh! Maureen's got hearing problems! I never heard the word , boy. Never even had that thought. Kinda weird how O'Dowdie thought such a thing. Maybe M Dowd is a bit racist herself. Makes you wonder doesn't it?

Try using some Q-Tips Dowd. Because what you heard is a lie, bee-atch!

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Ex-President Jimmy Carter, known to many as the worst president ever, knows you better than you know yourself. It seems like there is a growing theme these days. If you're against any liberal idea or a democrat then you must be a racist.

That's right America, you nasty little racists have been discovered. You're not against higher taxes, you're not against smaller government, you're not against a take over of health care, you're a scared of a BLACK man!! Yep, damn racists.

Here's what the old democratic zombie had to say...

"I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he's African American," Carter said. "I live in the South, and I've seen the South come a long way and I've seen the rest of the country that shared the South's attitude toward minority groups at that time ... and I think it's bubbled up to the surface, because of a belief among many white people, not just in the South but around the country, that African-Americans are not qualified to lead this great country."

We're not sure who elected Obama though, seeing as there are more whites than blacks in this country. Oh well. Jimmy Carter is an idiot.

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That's right, you stupid folks that are a very small band of organized right wing nuts, you have now been classified. The grass roots uprising going on against this health care plan is not coming from the majority, rather a very loud minority of right wingers.

Here's how Maureen Dowd compared the grass roots groups that got Obama elected to the grass roots groups trying to stop the death panel bill...

Instead of a multicultural tableau of beaming young idealists on screen, we see ugly scenes of mostly older and white malcontents, disrupting forums where others have come to actually learn something. Instead of hope, we get swastikas, death threats and T-shirts proclaiming "Proud Member of the Mob."

Yep, the people exercising their right to free speech are now malcontents. Bastards! You should be ashamed.

Who's Maureen the Queen? Who cares? I believe she's some left wing nut that works for the world headquarters of Obama Land, otherwise known as the New York Times.

Thanks for the editorial Dowd. She states that people have come to the forums to learn. Only problem is, the politicians do nothing but lie. Yeah, lie. Big ass liars! There I said it. The proof is in the pudding. Compare these two statements:

Obama then: I happen to be a proponent of a single payer universal health care program. I see no reason why the United States of America, the wealthiest country in the history of the world, spending 14 percent of its Gross National Product on health care cannot provide basic health insurance to everybody. And that's what Jim is talking about when he says everybody in, nobody out. A single payer health care plan, a universal health care plan. And that's what I'd like to see. But as all of you know, we may not get there immediately. Because first we have to take back the White House, we have to take back the Senate, and we have to take back the House.

Obama now: I have not said that I was a single payer supporter....

Okay America, you be the judge. Why are people yelling and screaming? Because they are being lied to and they are tired of it. Come on old, white malcontents, get over yourselves! This administration is going to be different. Right.

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Dimwitted Nancy has taken her arrogance to a new level. Pelosi and Stinky Hoyer, charged that an "ugly campaign" is afoot to misrepresent the health care legislation by organized protesters. Not American citizens, organized zombies is basically what they are saying.

"Let the facts be heard," they wrote. "These disruptions are occurring because opponents are afraid not just of differing views -- but of the facts themselves. Drowning out opposing views is simply un-American. Drowning out the facts is how we failed at this task for decades."

The "un-American" dig was a sign the debate is heating up. The Liberal Left cannot wrap their small minds around the fact that free thinking individuals might actually believe the government is full of shit and they are fed up with it. These people, on their own, are showing up to speak out. The Left is flabbergasted that they are not able to push their crap down our throats.

Old Nance reportedly called the GOP budget in 2006 "unpatriotic" because it drove up the national debt. What! Drove up the debt! What in the hell are you doing now Fancy Nancy?? My God, help us all!

Last week, with the health care debate growing more heated, she invoked Nazi Germany, accusing protesters of "carrying swastikas and symbols like that" to meetings. A spokesman for Pelosi later said the speaker was referencing a photo taken at a town hall meeting hosted by Rep. Ed Markey, D-Mass., which showed a protester holding a sign of a swastika crossed out over President Obama's name and a question mark.

Talk about trying to scare people. Nancy, you're pathetic. And the people that elected you should get everything they deserve.

Wake up America!!! Before it's to late my friends...

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Man boob master, Perez Hilton (a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira), was asked to be a judge during the Miss USA pageant. We know he's a flaming queen but asking him to be a judge should make us all consider ever watching another pageant again.

Fat boy Perez decided it was his calling to further the HollyWEIRD liberal agenda. His earth shattering question to Miss California was, "Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?"

Miss California, Carrie Prejean, basically said that marriage should be between a man and a woman.

Mr. man boobs was so upset with her answer that he almost peed his pants. Because he did not agree with her answer he concluded that it was a good thing that she lost the crown. He was all a twitter that his question had brought her down.

Mario stated that, "She gave the worst answer in pageant history. She got booed. I think that was the first time in Miss USA EVER that a contestant has been booed."

She was booed a bit but the overwhelming noise heard was the crowd applauding which Mario never pointed out.

He also continued with this great LEFT WING comment, "She lost not because she doesn't believe in gay marriage. Miss California lost because she's a dumb bitch."

So, in conclusion, don't plan on becoming Miss USA unless you agree with the Liberal Left. I say we should waterboard Mario and find out how he grew such nice man boobs.

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Can you believe it? Janeane Garofalo opened her BIG FAT mouth and more crap fell out. You've got to wonder where the crap comes from when she's only got a pea sized brain. One of the true leaders of the HollyWEIRD wacko left, Janeane Garofalo let it be known that she has no understanding of what the recent tea parties stood for. She does however understand how to cram two testicles into her mouth which is what she seemed to want to talk about.

Here's just a bit of what Jack-Ass Jan had to say, "Let's be very honest about what this is about," she said. "It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up. That is nothing but a bunch of teabagging rednecks."

Thank God this butt-ugly broad is a leader of the wacko left. I did think of a great four letter word that describes everything Jan has to say, "Yawn!"

Well tea party people, you can sit around and let the left make fun of you or you can get off your asses again in two years and vote EVERY stinkin' left wing wacko out of office. It's your choice not theirs.

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Here's some super duper intelligent thoughts from liberal wacko, kook burger Janeane Garofalo...

"The reason a person is a conservative republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that's science - that's neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a republican. It's counter-intuitive. And they revel in their anti-intellectualism. They revel in their cruelty. I don't know if you heard me talking to Jenny a while ago, but I was saying that first you have to be an asshole and then comes the conservatism. You gotta be a dick to cleave onto their ideology..."

Yep, another liberal DEMOCRAT making us proud. Can this be real? Does she have brain damage? Hey big J, you are a little left of liberal and that makes you very strange. About .0004% of the country agrees or even understands what you say half of the time. You're weird! Take a look at America, you are on the outside. The only place that even remotely knows what the hell you are talking about is Hollyweird.

Ooops! I guess that was cruel.

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DEMOCRAT Sen. Charles Schumer said this...

"Let me say this to all of the chattering class that so much focuses on those little, tiny, yes, porky amendments: the American people really don't care," Schumer said. "The American people care far more that there's a proposal in the bill, this one I pushed, that gives kids a $2,500 credit to families who pay tuition to put their kids through college," he said.

What an idiot!!! Schumer is a schmuck and anyone that put pork in this bill will go down in a ball of fire. Idiots!!

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