Man boob master, Perez Hilton (a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira), was asked to be a judge during the Miss USA pageant. We know he's a flaming queen but asking him to be a judge should make us all consider ever watching another pageant again.

Fat boy Perez decided it was his calling to further the HollyWEIRD liberal agenda. His earth shattering question to Miss California was, "Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?"

Miss California, Carrie Prejean, basically said that marriage should be between a man and a woman.

Mr. man boobs was so upset with her answer that he almost peed his pants. Because he did not agree with her answer he concluded that it was a good thing that she lost the crown. He was all a twitter that his question had brought her down.

Mario stated that, "She gave the worst answer in pageant history. She got booed. I think that was the first time in Miss USA EVER that a contestant has been booed."

She was booed a bit but the overwhelming noise heard was the crowd applauding which Mario never pointed out.

He also continued with this great LEFT WING comment, "She lost not because she doesn't believe in gay marriage. Miss California lost because she's a dumb bitch."

So, in conclusion, don't plan on becoming Miss USA unless you agree with the Liberal Left. I say we should waterboard Mario and find out how he grew such nice man boobs.

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Can you believe it? Janeane Garofalo opened her BIG FAT mouth and more crap fell out. You've got to wonder where the crap comes from when she's only got a pea sized brain. One of the true leaders of the HollyWEIRD wacko left, Janeane Garofalo let it be known that she has no understanding of what the recent tea parties stood for. She does however understand how to cram two testicles into her mouth which is what she seemed to want to talk about.

Here's just a bit of what Jack-Ass Jan had to say, "Let's be very honest about what this is about," she said. "It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up. That is nothing but a bunch of teabagging rednecks."

Thank God this butt-ugly broad is a leader of the wacko left. I did think of a great four letter word that describes everything Jan has to say, "Yawn!"

Well tea party people, you can sit around and let the left make fun of you or you can get off your asses again in two years and vote EVERY stinkin' left wing wacko out of office. It's your choice not theirs.

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