Freakazoid writer M. Dowd penned quite an article last week. In her column she wrote...

The normally nonchalant Barack Obama looked nonplussed, as Nancy Pelosi glowered behind.

Surrounded by middle-aged white guys - a sepia snapshot of the days when such pols ran Washington like their own men's club - Joe Wilson yelled "You lie!" at a president who didn't.

But, fair or not, what I heard was an unspoken word in the air: You lie, boy!

Gosh! Maureen's got hearing problems! I never heard the word , boy. Never even had that thought. Kinda weird how O'Dowdie thought such a thing. Maybe M Dowd is a bit racist herself. Makes you wonder doesn't it?

Try using some Q-Tips Dowd. Because what you heard is a lie, bee-atch!

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Ex-President Jimmy Carter, known to many as the worst president ever, knows you better than you know yourself. It seems like there is a growing theme these days. If you're against any liberal idea or a democrat then you must be a racist.

That's right America, you nasty little racists have been discovered. You're not against higher taxes, you're not against smaller government, you're not against a take over of health care, you're a scared of a BLACK man!! Yep, damn racists.

Here's what the old democratic zombie had to say...

"I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he's African American," Carter said. "I live in the South, and I've seen the South come a long way and I've seen the rest of the country that shared the South's attitude toward minority groups at that time ... and I think it's bubbled up to the surface, because of a belief among many white people, not just in the South but around the country, that African-Americans are not qualified to lead this great country."

We're not sure who elected Obama though, seeing as there are more whites than blacks in this country. Oh well. Jimmy Carter is an idiot.

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