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They think they're smarter than we are, they think they're experts and they think we hinge on every word they say. The truth is... they have us laughing our asses off. Stick a camera or microphone near these chumps and you'll find out how stupid some people can really be.

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

What The 2008 Election Is Really About

The presidential election of 2008 has changed. It is no longer a race about left against right, republicans versus democrats or conservatives and liberals. It has become an election of the elite versus the everyday.

On one side you now have the elite media like the New York Times, NBC and the View, the Hollywood elite like Barbra Streisand, Matt Damon and Alec Baldwin, the elite musicians like P Diddy and Ludacris and finally the elite politicians like Obama, Pelosi and Franken. This crowd populates the west coast and the east coast.

On the other side you have the every day crowd. The folks that watch Fox and Friends, listen to country music and support politicians like Palin and Huckabee. This crowd populates the entire south and middle of the country.

The Obama elite are using their influence and big money to throw parties, buy advertising and run smear campaigns against Sarah Palin. The anger and rage towards Palin can be seen oozing from their pores. They feel they should control the power in this country and that they know more about spending your money than you do.

This rage and blatant outpouring of hatred has unified the everyday middle class crowd. The everyday crowd is beginning to see the elitist crowd for what they are. They think they are smarter than everyone and they believe they are experts on everything from global warming to stem cell research.

It is now a battle between the elite and the everyday. Choose your side wisely, the next four years will decide whether we have a President that snubs his nose at us or whether we'll have a Vice President that invites us all on a moose hunt.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Why Democarts Hate Sarah Palin

Why the hate for Sarah Palin from the Left? Simple. For as long as they can remember the Democrats have always been the champion for women. They've always had the top women candidates and feel like it is their God given right to have the first woman in the Oval Office.

With one fell swoop, John McCain has erased their hopes, their dreams and their platform. The Republicans now have the top woman on their side and it's driving the Feminists crazy. All of the sudden the Republicans are no longer the party of rich, old white guys. They are now the party of middle class, hard working men AND women!

Sarah Palin has come along and stolen the Hillary show. How the dems can vote for Obama after his gaff of not picking Hillary I'll never know.

The other reason the Left is in a tizzy? America likes Sarah Palin. Normally the Presidential election is about electing the lesser of two evils. This year it is not. The Democarts have realized very quickly that America now has a candidate that they wouldn't mind voting for and their hopes are fading fast.

If you are a Democrat you should be very afraid. If a Democrat was ever going to win the White House this would be the year. The U.S. is in a bit of a financial pickle, we still have troops in Iraq, a very unpopular Republican President has been in office for 8 years, the media is fawning over Obama, the left leaning Hollywood elite are pulling for Barrack, and yet McCain is not only not behind, he's leading in many polls.

Palin, Palin, Palin.

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