Matt Damon - Hollywierd Political Expert
Hollyweird political expert Matthew Damon has seen the future and it looks like certain death for John McCain. It doesn't look good for the 72 year olds out there. According to Damon, you should... "do the actuary tables and there's a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn't survive his first term..." Sorry old folks. Might as well sell the farm and pick out your coffin.In an interview with the AP, Matty chimed in on McCain's decision to nominate Alaska Governor Sarah Palin for Vice President. All the while completely forgetting that the Governor has more experience than his ordained Democratic presidential candidate! Huh?
"I think there's a really good chance Sarah Palin could become president, and I think that's a really scary thing..." said Damon. All the while completely forgetting that the Governor has more experience than his ordained Democratic presidential candidate!
If such a "nightmare" should arise, Damon believes that Palin would not be ready to handle the responsibility that comes with being commander-in-chief. All the while completely forgetting that the Governor has more experience than his ordained Democratic presidential candidate!
"And it's like she's facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It's absurd. It's totally absurd. And I don't understand why more people aren't talking about how absurd it is. It's a really terrifying possibility. The fact that we've gotten this far and we're that close to this being a reality is crazy, crazy." he added. All the while completely forgetting that the Governor has more experience than his ordained Democratic presidential candidate!
Matthew then went a little Hollywierd on us by stating, "I need to know if she really thinks dinosaurs were here 4000 years ago, that's an important...I want to know that. I really do. Because she's going to have the nuclear codes. I want to know if she thinks dinosaurs were here 4000 years ago. Or if she banned books or tried to ban books. We can't have that." Um, okay.
Come on Matt, just between you and I, don't you think it is a little bit crazy, crazy to give the nuclear codes to a junior Senator that has been campaigning for most of his career and before that, was no more than a community organizer in Chicago? Come on man, THAT's CRAZY!
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