Mikey Moore wants to give you something for free! Well, not really. He wants young voters to vote for B.O. His lame attempt to rock the vote in 2004 failed so he's at it again.

Moores newest home movie, "Slacker Uprising," follows his 62-city tour during the 2004 election to rally young voters. It will be available for three weeks as a free download to North American residents, beginning Nov. 5.

Moore said he considered releasing "Slacker Uprising" theatrically as "Michael Moore's big election year movie" as he did with 2004's "Fahrenheit 9/11," which was highly critical of President Bush. But since that failed he's trying something new this year.

Moore prays "Slacker Uprising" will help trick young people into voting democratic this November. Moore readily acknowledges this a film for Democrat slackers.

"This film, really isn't for anybody other than the choir," said Moore. "But that's because I believe the choir needs a song to sing every now and then."

Amen Mikey! Keep leading the troops. We can only hope you're as successful this year as you were in 2004.

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Lame documentary producer Michael Moore opened his fat mouth and "moore" stupidity fell out. The much overweight Moore showed his delight to see a natural disaster possibly interfere with the Republican convention.

Moore was on "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" and gleefully stated, "I was just thinking, this Gustav is proof that there is a God in heaven."

Nice. For those in the path of the storm, Moore did hope you didn't get hurt. I guess the folks in the path of the storm need to be good soldiers and take one for the democratic team.

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