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An Explanation of Laughing Bananas...

Morons, idiots, imbeciles, doofs, dorks, jug heads, the mindless, madaonna, kool aid drinkers, fakers, dweebs, spazoids, a-holes, b-holes, rosie, bad actors, crooked politicians, alec baldwin, jackasses, nitwits, dopes, nincompoopes, fools, dolts, michael moore, schmucks, nuts and all of those folks so stupid they leave you wondering if the world has gone bananas.

They think they're smarter than we are, they think they're experts and they think we hinge on every word they say. The truth is... they have us laughing our asses off. Stick a camera or microphone near these chumps and you'll find out how stupid some people can really be.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Fancy Nancy Says You Are Un-American

http://www.laughingbananas.com/images/nancy-pelosi.jpgDimwitted Nancy has taken her arrogance to a new level. Pelosi and Stinky Hoyer, charged that an "ugly campaign" is afoot to misrepresent the health care legislation by organized protesters. Not American citizens, organized zombies is basically what they are saying.

"Let the facts be heard," they wrote. "These disruptions are occurring because opponents are afraid not just of differing views -- but of the facts themselves. Drowning out opposing views is simply un-American. Drowning out the facts is how we failed at this task for decades."

The "un-American" dig was a sign the debate is heating up. The Liberal Left cannot wrap their small minds around the fact that free thinking individuals might actually believe the government is full of shit and they are fed up with it. These people, on their own, are showing up to speak out. The Left is flabbergasted that they are not able to push their crap down our throats.

Old Nance reportedly called the GOP budget in 2006 "unpatriotic" because it drove up the national debt. What! Drove up the debt! What in the hell are you doing now Fancy Nancy?? My God, help us all!

Last week, with the health care debate growing more heated, she invoked Nazi Germany, accusing protesters of "carrying swastikas and symbols like that" to meetings. A spokesman for Pelosi later said the speaker was referencing a photo taken at a town hall meeting hosted by Rep. Ed Markey, D-Mass., which showed a protester holding a sign of a swastika crossed out over President Obama's name and a question mark.

Talk about trying to scare people. Nancy, you're pathetic. And the people that elected you should get everything they deserve.

Wake up America!!! Before it's to late my friends...

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Thursday, September 4, 2008

Nancy Pelosi - Two Heart Beats Away

http://www.laughingbananas.com/images/nancy-pelosi.jpgIn all of the excitement over Sarah Palin and the thought of her being a heartbeat away from the presidency, I think most of the country is in the dark over a little remembered secret. The leader of the "Do Nothing Congress", with the lowest approval rating in history, is only two heartbeats away from the presidency!!

Let's say George and Dick are in the basement making some pottery and there is an unfortunate kiln explosion. Who do you think would be leading our country?

Nancy Pelosi, the eighth richest member of the House and a screeching Liberal, is Speaker of the House and in third position to take over the White House. That means Pelosi would be in charge of the countries energy policy. Here are her thoughts on energy...

"I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels," she says. Natural gas "is cheap, abundant and clean compared to fossil fuels," she has also stated. Problem is Nancy Poo, natural gas IS a fossil fuel. Snort!

When House Speaker Pelosi took over the current Congress she promised the nation a 5 day work week for Congress. And it lasted until the very first week of the new session when Rep. Steny Hoyer announced that the House of Representatives would be taking a break because of a football game.

In February, the House of Representatives was in session for 9 days and three of those days the session lasted for 20 minutes.

As we now know Pelosi and her democratic posse have accomplished almost NOTHING during their reign in Congress. And to think, this could be the next president of the United States, but Sarah Palin just isn't up to par. Puuleeze.

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