Man boob master, Perez Hilton (a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira), was asked to be a judge during the Miss USA pageant. We know he's a flaming queen but asking him to be a judge should make us all consider ever watching another pageant again.

Fat boy Perez decided it was his calling to further the HollyWEIRD liberal agenda. His earth shattering question to Miss California was, "Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?"

Miss California, Carrie Prejean, basically said that marriage should be between a man and a woman.

Mr. man boobs was so upset with her answer that he almost peed his pants. Because he did not agree with her answer he concluded that it was a good thing that she lost the crown. He was all a twitter that his question had brought her down.

Mario stated that, "She gave the worst answer in pageant history. She got booed. I think that was the first time in Miss USA EVER that a contestant has been booed."

She was booed a bit but the overwhelming noise heard was the crowd applauding which Mario never pointed out.

He also continued with this great LEFT WING comment, "She lost not because she doesn't believe in gay marriage. Miss California lost because she's a dumb bitch."

So, in conclusion, don't plan on becoming Miss USA unless you agree with the Liberal Left. I say we should waterboard Mario and find out how he grew such nice man boobs.

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Celebrity wanna be Perez Hilton, real name - Mario Lavandeira, displayed an altered photo of Sarah Palin on his weasel blog today. The photo was altered with a pig nose and the word oink! Funny thing is, she still looked great.

This photo of Mario shows him walking his man boobs. Nice set Mario, could we interest you in a bra?

The liberal left continues its mission to take down Palin. Keep it up boobs, I mean goobs. I think the country is beginning to see the true liberal wack-o's for what they are. Amen.

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